The Church Of What's Happening Now #499 - Theo Von

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Joey Diaz

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Theo Von, Comedian, co-host of the "Allegedly Podcast," and host of the "This Past Weekend" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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Recorded live on 07/17/2017.

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The Righteous One
The Righteous One 5 өдрийн өмнө
I seen one dj from England he's an actor dabeeda boaba
Ashley S
Ashley S 27 өдрийн өмнө
1:01:52
Ashley S
Ashley S 27 өдрийн өмнө
Lee "Sexiest man alive" Syatt...
Lloyd Miller
Lloyd Miller 29 өдрийн өмнө
40:17 you gotta think like a murderer ur thinking like a civilian
doccyclopz
doccyclopz Сарын өмнө
"For what? for Sorcery?" ~ Theo Von 🤣
Matthew Krebbs
Matthew Krebbs Сарын өмнө
Theo and Josh Wolf hands down best podcasts ever (and Joey on Honey Dew)
Jeremy Jones
Jeremy Jones Сарын өмнө
How many interviews has Lee fucked the sound up in Jesus!
Gabriel Kessay
Gabriel Kessay Сарын өмнө
Its not funny but lee is addicted to mickey d's LMFAO
Ashley S
Ashley S Сарын өмнө
The fact that Theo pissed in "some ladies" bed when he was clearly in his 30s is one of my favorite things about him...
TheFutureKing
TheFutureKing Сарын өмнө
-------------29:59🎉🎉🎉👻
Stones Jones
Stones Jones Сарын өмнө
26:20 hilarious.
Sikki Skarfo
Sikki Skarfo Сарын өмнө
We love you too Uncle Joey. Love from huSTLE city 💙 🇺🇸🔥🌲😤🤙
LEBYT MC5
LEBYT MC5 2 сарын өмнө
ONLEY FUCKING LOSERS TAKE DRUGGS THEY TAKE DRUGGS TO LOSE FOCUS ON HOW MISARBLE THERE LIFE REALLY IS THEY HIDE THE PAIN BEHIND IT PERIOD U CAN TAKE IT HOW U WANT ONLEY FUCKING LOSER TAKES DRUGGS PERIOD.
Jim Henry
Jim Henry 2 сарын өмнө
21:16 ...... Joey’s reaction when theo asks how good was the farina back in the days. 😆 😆 😆
the Opinionator
the Opinionator 2 сарын өмнө
I just watched Church #383 last night and its amazing the difference in Theo. Even tho 383 was waaaay more hilarious its good to see him at the beginning of his clear path. Gang
Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown 2 сарын өмнө
I feel a bit uncomfortable when Joey said noggas
Jayson Brown
Jayson Brown 2 сарын өмнө
He grew up like that there’s no racist intent in saying that and plus he’s Cuban
AGRO
AGRO 3 сарын өмнө
Watch This podcast when it first come out it’s now 2021
Mohammed Abdulla
Mohammed Abdulla 3 сарын өмнө
1:17:32
HARTBARGER
HARTBARGER 3 сарын өмнө
I DIDN'T KNOW BUT NOW I DO. YOU KNOW.
J.T. Todd
J.T. Todd 3 сарын өмнө
Joey’s face @ 1:16:23 kills me every time! He gone
Alexander Pi'erre
Alexander Pi'erre 3 сарын өмнө
27:28
Garbouge Senior
Garbouge Senior 3 сарын өмнө
Damn robbing refrigerators lol Uncle Joey was committed!
Garbouge Senior
Garbouge Senior 3 сарын өмнө
Sun shades a vest & boxers Ya Theo Von was at his lowest point right there lol
angela brown
angela brown 3 сарын өмнө
Yeah lee I'd like a really nice guy who needs to be kind of protected cause people are cruel as hell.. I don't know why people want to hurt anyone who starts to get ahead
sheepthoughti
sheepthoughti 4 сарын өмнө
Lol "sounds like super-italian"
themoontiger 555
themoontiger 555 4 сарын өмнө
3:00 podcast starts thank me later
Tanner Austin
Tanner Austin 4 сарын өмнө
57
tanner yanz
tanner yanz 4 сарын өмнө
“Just hunting wizards with your face”
kevin O'Bryant
kevin O'Bryant 4 сарын өмнө
I’m looking for my shoulders
Mindful Stoic
Mindful Stoic 4 сарын өмнө
Who;s the friend Joe Rogan learned at from at 13:25 ?
Crimson 38
Crimson 38 5 сарын өмнө
28:57 Theo with the hitter
Slowj561 BigBrasil
Slowj561 BigBrasil 5 сарын өмнө
SHOWING LOVE FROM PALM BEACH COUNTY FL 🤟💯🐐🇧🇷
Ciaran Mitchell
Ciaran Mitchell 5 сарын өмнө
This podcast is so much better than JRE. Tired of watching Joe flip flopping depending on his guest.
Pry x
Pry x 5 сарын өмнө
Lees laugh is great it makes me wanna go get stoned immediately
Chris Namaste
Chris Namaste 5 сарын өмнө
♥♥♥
Chris_redd24
Chris_redd24 5 сарын өмнө
27:19 slingin rock badge😂 Theo too funny
Artie BurnsPurple
Artie BurnsPurple 5 сарын өмнө
Johnny Hummus
Alibabbas
Alibabbas 6 сарын өмнө
“I’d have to think about it more with a therapist” hahahahahaha had my dying
Solitudes Sanity
Solitudes Sanity 6 сарын өмнө
The intro music is my favorite he's played, if you listen to the podcast on a stream service they don't cut it
Sheldon
Sheldon 6 сарын өмнө
Standing up straight with shoulders proudly pulled back is a power position saying I'm the boss. AND IM SIGNIFICANT
Sheldon
Sheldon 6 сарын өмнө
If someone crosses their arms behind the back, they have just transformed everything into calm. & they have nothing else to fear
Sheldon
Sheldon 6 сарын өмнө
Never start your request with the words could you.. the person your addressing will subconsciously assume this is a theoretical question
Sheldon
Sheldon 6 сарын өмнө
When someone tells you an opinion you don't agree with don't object immediately. say hm, I see what you mean then add but, have you ever considered and Express you own opinion this way your unlikely to be interrupted
Sheldon
Sheldon 6 сарын өмнө
When you're walking through a crowded sidewalk, avoid eye contact with people who are in your way. Look a bit above and behind them, and confidently march straight ahead. You'll notice people subconsciously take the cue and move out of the way.
NotNow Nonce
NotNow Nonce 6 сарын өмнө
Plenty of egg roll to go around
Harry Lockton
Harry Lockton 6 сарын өмнө
Armeni
Bobo The Clown
Bobo The Clown 6 сарын өмнө
Lee's book coming out is gonna be called "I was an edible whore"
Travis Hogarth
Travis Hogarth 7 сарын өмнө
The cocaine and blender story is one of my favorites. I'm sure it sucked but at least nothing tragic happened
Ryan Kirk
Ryan Kirk 7 сарын өмнө
9:20 look up the animated version of this story on Rogan lol
Ryan Kirk
Ryan Kirk 7 сарын өмнө
Theo is a good dude. Hilarious!
Ryan Kirk
Ryan Kirk 7 сарын өмнө
Music copyright? No sound during the dance.
KamDaddyOf2
KamDaddyOf2 7 сарын өмнө
Lee and Theo should start their own podcast!
Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson 7 сарын өмнө
Fuck i miss acid how joey explains it is exactly how it goes 😂😂😂
Scotty_doesnt.know
Scotty_doesnt.know 7 сарын өмнө
So much love for Montreal from Uncle Joeyyy ❤❤❤❤❤
MnFlyin
MnFlyin 8 сарын өмнө
1:07:18 Joey: He pay me $65 dollars a day Theo: WOW bahahahaha
Mr. MOON
Mr. MOON 8 сарын өмнө
That dude has killer bone structure.
Tony Rosagel
Tony Rosagel 8 сарын өмнө
Get Joey Bada$$ on the scene.
Seth Lozoya
Seth Lozoya 8 сарын өмнө
Suzanne Vega- toms diner
S M
S M 8 сарын өмнө
Almost every episode is just a guide for criminals and druggies lol, fuckin love it
Dylan Tuf
Dylan Tuf 8 сарын өмнө
Cum flavored vodka. Omg he waters it down to dilute the cum flavor lmao
OTS crew
OTS crew 8 сарын өмнө
i saw a shooting star on acid and later that night my dog was acting up and i smelled weed. little did i know my mom is trying to feed my dog my dutch hawaiian weed she took from me lmaoo
ApaChe
ApaChe 8 сарын өмнө
1:23:56 wtaf did I just hear
ApaChe
ApaChe 8 сарын өмнө
1:33 😂😂😂😂💀
Ungha Bungha
Ungha Bungha 9 сарын өмнө
Did I get that right? Theo and his kid friends went on an adventure to see an Asian person? Like the kids in Stand By Me? And he didn't see them and they just went home?....
Green goose Guava juice
Green goose Guava juice 9 сарын өмнө
What was the song in the beginning?
King Chrizurp
King Chrizurp 3 сарын өмнө
ever find what it's called?
Timestamp God
Timestamp God 10 сарын өмнө
On the Joe Rogan podcast he says he got high and ordered all different expensive vests. Now it's a random box that arrived? 🤣🤣
Lee JG Anderson
Lee JG Anderson 10 сарын өмнө
🍀🌷🍀🌷🍀🌷🍀🌷 *Look up CORRUPT BUSINESS OF CHILDREN PROTECTIVE SERVICES* PLUS ON MNdown WITH ALEX JONES TALKING TO SENATOR NANCY SCHAEFER*
sean cuffe
sean cuffe 10 сарын өмнө
Lee asking what mental addiction is like when he doesn't go one podcast without being stoned out of his head. Maybe not a physical addiction with weed but it's definitely a habitual addiciton with him.
Falasteeny27 RIZZ
Falasteeny27 RIZZ 10 сарын өмнө
Still watching this in 2020! The Church never gets old
Chris Kotsopoulos
Chris Kotsopoulos 10 сарын өмнө
"I remember google searching to make sure I was still alive" - Theo Von
sen3.14
sen3.14 10 сарын өмнө
42:05 Joey gone
Cody Rucker
Cody Rucker 11 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joeys legs get to movin like a muthaphukka when going down Cocaine lane!!!
YOUNGBRADLEYTV
YOUNGBRADLEYTV 11 сарын өмнө
I been listening to all the episodes with Theo Von
Madness Records
Madness Records 11 сарын өмнө
42:04 uncle joey sees a ghost
Brandon Mackinnon
Brandon Mackinnon 11 сарын өмнө
Did they mute the "VAGIMPON" part?
Nick M
Nick M 11 сарын өмнө
happy 420 cocksuckas im in the mushroom kingdom
PureFred
PureFred Жилийн өмнө
fuck what song is that at the minute mark
Stones Jones
Stones Jones Жилийн өмнө
Theo Von doing coke and trying out vests. Hahahahaj
backassward
backassward Жилийн өмнө
The urge of any addiction to me feels like an OCD thought you cant shake
J B
J B 6 сарын өмнө
@backassward addiction is a curse, a constant grey cloud that's always hovering above you
backassward
backassward 8 сарын өмнө
@Dylan Tuf it does get very physical too. You can withdrawal from a ton of different substances including anti-depressants. Though some detoxes are much more mild than others.
Dylan Tuf
Dylan Tuf 8 сарын өмнө
Yeah it gets to point where you know in a rational way you don't need it, but your mind won't accept that. Your mind tells your body to crave it. It's all a mental thibg.
F. Ping
F. Ping Жилийн өмнө
Holy shit the first Asian story from Theo is fucking hilarious
Pablo Escobar
Pablo Escobar Жилийн өмнө
A
Kyle Smith
Kyle Smith Жилийн өмнө
what song opens the podcast?
Terence Quock
Terence Quock 7 сарын өмнө
Was wondering the same thing
Regal Survivor
Regal Survivor Жилийн өмнө
Theo is up there with einstein. He said I always liked people with one eye, you know, um .. unique people
Jake Vincent
Jake Vincent Жилийн өмнө
“...you got think like a murderer bra...” Theo is one of the best guests ever on this show.
Dylan Tuf
Dylan Tuf 8 сарын өмнө
Then he says sorry. For coming off rude lol
Koby Sef
Koby Sef Жилийн өмнө
Theo 'i wet the bed every once in awhile' Von
lucho paniagua
lucho paniagua Жилийн өмнө
Whats the book he was talking about
B S
B S Жилийн өмнө
Boy Scouts give out slanging rock badges?!? Lol
Bianca blast
Bianca blast Жилийн өмнө
Diaz watches a lot of movies
tony caban
tony caban Жилийн өмнө
Joey still a Coke head acting like he's not that's the funniest thing in his stand-up.
Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy Жилийн өмнө
Single, Mingle, and ready to get Chlamydia you know what I'm fucking saying
J. Krz
J. Krz Жилийн өмнө
Theo “ I don’t like to eat” Von
Ben Dover
Ben Dover Жилийн өмнө
Theo is a word pimp. Makes his sentence his own
Adrian Zilla
Adrian Zilla Жилийн өмнө
Can someone direct me to the episode with Ralph May and they’re talking about stolen credit cards- and lee says “oh hello mr. umm Kim” and Joey says “ah yes thank you” - I’ve been looking for so long..
recovering addict
recovering addict Жилийн өмнө
my favorite. joey and theo are on fire in this one. FYI: Theo Von is HILARIOUS on this one. He seems to feel very comfortable so everything he says comes out just "Perfecto".
runeplate123
runeplate123 Жилийн өмнө
1:18:45 when COCO speaks STFU.... no one cares that you are thinking about something else....
runeplate123
runeplate123 Жилийн өмнө
Diaz stealing a lot of the sopranos stories I love him but I hate how he something’s thinks he lived that real experience with the mafia...
Giddyup
Giddyup Жилийн өмнө
Weird...no audio half way thru....so weird.
Weevil
Weevil Жилийн өмнө
"Bookmaking" Lee: "I could do that"
Jacob rubio jr
Jacob rubio jr Жилийн өмнө
Two weeks off opiates pray for me y'all....don't judge me plz..it is hard!
daniel smith
daniel smith Жилийн өмнө
joey face 42:06
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