Pt. 1 - Joey Diaz's Testicle Testaments #1 - The Kidnapping

  Үзсэн тоо 158,414

Joey Diaz

Сарын өмнө

The Mind Of Joey Diaz is on PATREON:
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell 14 өдрийн өмнө
this is pure poetry
V V 18 өдрийн өмнө
Tough but vulnerable, a winning combination... Both sides of a Coin
Mattastic Mattattack
Mattastic Mattattack 20 өдрийн өмнө
So glad he doesn't sell cars anymore
Jack S
Jack S 28 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you for this Joey
Chris Namaste
Chris Namaste 28 өдрийн өмнө
CodyP2112 29 өдрийн өмнө
Joeys mouth on the sides looks like an Alex Grey painting
Miguel’s J Hastings
Miguel’s J Hastings Сарын өмнө
The modern comedic equivalent of the old testament in 3 Acts (Book Of Joey) (with the 12 stoners ) (with Marcus auriles sitting in the driver seat with the prayers and stability of the experience also a bit of guidance. Leaf Erickson sitting on the right, ( The joker beef and trickster but also a cool ass homie and suppliers and providers none-the-less ) Dannny fantom with the psyche Waves, Jordan also the prince provider of the sponsored table. (Miracles happen eventually if you're interested in putting in the work) - The church of what's happening now - the 12 aPOTTstles with the rest of the seats filled with tolerate progressive cops famous footwear, fellow rappers, financier's and clinicians, Adam from psyched substances, Dakota earth, your mate tom, Jesus Christ his wife Julia Andrew and his nation of party goers looking to enjoy this sabbath day where the feast is of many beloved - Snoop Dogg & Gordon are the head chefs and are rsvp,d 2 seats there also catering the aftertour with Travis's Scott preforming with jcole young thug and Yung gravy also juice and Kobe back from the grocery with me the Jews Muslims, Hunter s Thompson, the creator of starwars all my formal bosses there families and romans (concert goers) are invited to if they bring there own stuff and are willing to clean up after themselves and possibly the tables. - their bags and canteens after the festival (police can run security) (bring your own weed, make sure you're not driving, and also you can pack tents for the night, if you're willing to clean up after yourselves whenever you're done. remember everyone can party as long as they're willing to clean up because everyone party's not everyone is cordial enough to clean up after themselves and therefore if we do it's a win-win for everyone. Americans from all over don't care if a certain state is partying or going crazyas long as they don't make too much noise cause too much damage and they're willing to clean up after themselves and they can cover the cost for the damaged. And parties under safe precautions. No one wants to see anyone hurt in a party fowl. No one wants to see a bunch of people greening out because they can't hang, no one wants any casualties or unnecessary damage and Dustin grubble and garbage leftover. If we're going to have a nation. I'm not choosing the monarchy route anymore. I'd rather be a free frames used philanthropist and Tony Stark type business investor Gonzo extraordinaire free range Rider intellectually backed always giving credit where credit is due and respecting copyright rules in a democratic system designed where everyone gets their say and a chance to have things their way. (In a collectivist culture that prioritises the individual.) So that even when you're far you're not necessarily far. (You're always welcome to the party you're always feeling backed and somehow supported with a place to sleep at least and are given food. (it's not that the world or that people don't have the resources to fix the problems in stalled in the world.) (It's just that people have the tools to and don't feel like fixing them themselves. ( we have enough spaces for everyone to have a home and maybe even an extra home due to natural causes and hurricane season) (whenever things get colder if there's a natural disaster the party isn't over it's just a different environment more indoors cuffing season smaller smoke lights outdoors eating in restaurants supporting local businesses a different kind of vibe more relaxed and slowed down if you're a good man goodness comes to you as you give it freely to others. Not afraid to dive into the negative but consciously choosing to go paw and b+ (you cannot repress anger or deceit but the best means and strategy in this kind of system is to give freely and to make sure all your soldiers and fellow camaraderie bellies are full and to never strive for greed and then all we'll have is each other and love can truly rain ( not bullets not tyranny, not unnecessary imprisonment) but making those prisons rather a classroom more than a cage. ( Because in life the classroom never ends) it only sheds its skin and becomes on you are you going to be a butterfly or be the same yeah I'm done with cigarettes for a change I appreciate the free lunch nonetheless but I'd rather pay for it so you can have a little extra money in your pocket and you'll feel gladly in supplying mine with whatever I need and I'll make sure that there's never time when you're lacking something to feed for yourself and among all your youngins hungry looking for something to eat. (PS the dishes are going to be Mick pizza and McChicken coming out now open for everyone and low in carbs so you won't worry about becoming a huge box but will fill your stomach and box with plenty of food) they're always be consequences for prosperity but might as well make the death beds and living space more tolerable so it doesn't feel like a deaf but moreover like a passing into the unknown. ( Which is infinite space) (which is where I want to be shut out of so everyone in the great vast unknown knows I was a man of the planet and I'd rather fix my own planet's problems before I worry about the nexts one over, (I want my death to be a celebration of the young people coming to rise and becoming princes of their own historical society and non-violent groups. To end violence is not easy there's obviously going to be the Lowe's you don't want to let go of their firearms even though they're it responsibly and I might be a hypocrite saying this. Because our constitution was built on the right to bear arms. I just don't want it to get to that point and if it does it's an extreme last resort solution ( I trust others with the right to bear arms to guardme and although I might be open to the trail to make sure that their bellies are full and I don't betray them so they don't feel like betraying me.) Because I'd Rather Make my success look like a chore than an actual celebration because power isn't necessarily a dark thing or a chore it's making sure other people are happy in of shore. And that they're cops never runoff empty. ( To write creative writing is easy you just need a bit of inspiration in simplicity) (I'd like to thank my mentors Julian kizi Joey and all my teachers along the way) (what Casey taught me is that we're all monsters you just need to find a way to calm yours so others can bring out their higher selves and work together) it's not about silencing the monster or repressing the monster it's about working with the monster and making sure that both sides are satisfied fairly and no one is deceived. (you know I used to consume the 48 laws of power by Robert Greene but the more I consumed it the more I realized I didn't need it, that was something that would have been very effective and what the world needed in 1998 as of I needed growing up) it's more about making it come to pass that the system is more of a historicaltext book that is mined for wisdom that we use as a means to grow into where we were destined to be rather than an actual handbook same as the Bible. Or the Koran or any religious nonviolent set of a belief. ( We have Gates to protect our children and what we have) but we don't use it as walls to keep the world or others starving outside) but rather as a means of a simple divide wealth. ( rather than ending the issue and making them jealous will just take guns away from them so they won't attack us but rather feel inclined to rise and play the slow game) (we are in it to move together to storm this weather) (the weather of unconsciousness) (the weather of ending sticks and dropping stones) so no one ever has to feel scared when they're outside at night alone
Travis Сарын өмнө
This needs to be a book.
Chaos Theory Productions
Chaos Theory Productions Сарын өмнө
Thank you uncle Joey, this is gold
Floyd Arledge
Floyd Arledge Сарын өмнө
Thank you uncle Joey your content has been getting me threw shit for a fat minute
Jonny Deth
Jonny Deth Сарын өмнө
He called it! White aint right in their spotlight.
Jasmine Wood
Jasmine Wood Сарын өмнө
Too many ads :( I hope joey sees a few extra cents from it but I doubt it...
Benjamin Grosse
Benjamin Grosse Сарын өмнө
The Tremendous Testicle Testaments
HooseBrick HighLander
HooseBrick HighLander Сарын өмнө
Still can't work out why this guy still swears like this at his age
mark bee
mark bee Сарын өмнө
cen-tex cam carter
cen-tex cam carter Сарын өмнө
Ha sounds like the dealership i worked for and it was one of the funnest jobs I ever had
Tom sbtv
Tom sbtv Сарын өмнө
Man joey used to keep me going during shifts, I got a shit fuckin job and my little headphone makes time move till I get time with my daughter
Edward Serval
Edward Serval Сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey I need ya help ya wise words. I hav3 been a cocksuckah since the summer of 94, I want I need a change of life please help me .
Frank Banchs
Frank Banchs Сарын өмнө
You know me dawg.. ❤️❤️
Ariel Alvarez
Ariel Alvarez Сарын өмнө
How long do I have to watch to be considered a view? I've been listening to him recount his life on the honeydew so I don't need to listen to this again
Mike Bon
Mike Bon Сарын өмнө
joey come back bro , we love you ...sad i had to post on this vid lmao
Should_A_ Sed_Dis
Should_A_ Sed_Dis Сарын өмнө
All these clips that have been uploaded for Joey Diaz recently makes me feel sad for some reason like Joey is sick or something. Some of the videos have very nostalgic music in them... Joey you better come back !!!!!
David Smith
David Smith Сарын өмнө
He’s just evolving. Hell A isn’t the place to be at all.
ormagoden Сарын өмнө
How many times do we have to hear this Joey?!?! This story isn't your magnum opus.
OstendorfProductions Сарын өмнө
Imagine if Uncle Joey was ONLY EVER a car salesman...
OpEd Сарын өмнө
Wow! Joey brought the west coast earthquake with him to Jersey
King Capital
King Capital Сарын өмнө
Im glad i wasnt in that crowd because id be annoying asf laughing the whole wet blanket audience
Jeff Work
Jeff Work Сарын өмнө
I am a 3X Diaz fan. Nick , Nate And Uncle Fucking Joey
Anthony Salinas
Anthony Salinas Сарын өмнө
SOLDIERS of savagery
Steve Hunt
Steve Hunt Сарын өмнө
Extraterrestrial testicles or extrateresticles
K31R616 Сарын өмнө
"E.T - Eddie Torez, The Extra Testical!!!", Cheech xD
Ro Ro
Ro Ro Сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey!
Mr Magoo
Mr Magoo Сарын өмнө
Ok now I’m feeling loss and dissapear I’m missing the church, it was the only tv/internet show or podcast that I actually looked forward to watching and made effort Everytime to watch it soon as it went up I sure hope Joey comes back ASAP
it's that one guy
it's that one guy Сарын өмнө
When joey leaves this earth he's gonna be known as a legend of the comedy game. His Essence his life will never be forgotten he's a G
ralieghTsakers Сарын өмнө
Balls the size of Bison!
Theater of the Absurd
Theater of the Absurd Сарын өмнө
It’s uncle Joey diaz
Sairab Shah
Sairab Shah Сарын өмнө
What a load of dripping shmultz
Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown Сарын өмнө
The Mighty Spoon
The Mighty Spoon Сарын өмнө
Can you upload this to the podcast app? I’ve been listening to the early episodes from the beginning, so many good songs and guests it still holds to this day. Sabbath for life 🌲🍻🔥🗿
Thank you ,Lee
Stephen Aguilar
Stephen Aguilar Сарын өмнө
thank you
Jakob Nichols
Jakob Nichols Сарын өмнө
Lmao "Ying yang juice"
ed china
ed china Сарын өмнө
the twat testaments
PXr pLayList
PXr pLayList Сарын өмнө
Hell yeah joey!
Hendrix Haze
Hendrix Haze Сарын өмнө
Greets from Tunisia 🇹🇳
CMZ Сарын өмнө
Is this new?
Mugshot Marley
Mugshot Marley Сарын өмнө
Fuckin tremendous
Private Сарын өмнө
2 days without an upload. I’m having withdrawals.
Vlad Tudor
Vlad Tudor Сарын өмнө
Jean Pierre Reynoso - Fournel
Jean Pierre Reynoso - Fournel Сарын өмнө
Hinata Shoyo
Hinata Shoyo Сарын өмнө
you know its gonna be amazing when you hear "im gonna take ya back ta novembuh 18th 1987"
McBastard_Tv Сарын өмнө
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️ 🕶️💣🕶️💣🕶️💣
Kaleb Cotter
Kaleb Cotter Сарын өмнө
He sounds like uncle iroh from new jersey
R A P I N I Сарын өмнө
It all started there, some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen!
Mey Bbobb
Mey Bbobb Сарын өмнө
Srraight up copying ryan leone
W. Z.
W. Z. Сарын өмнө
Says it’s not gonna be funny and tells jokes for hours
W. Z.
W. Z. Сарын өмнө
Dude takes himself so fuckin serious.. cringe
Luis Lito
Luis Lito Сарын өмнө
Must be the 10th time. I love these deep waters
G K Сарын өмнө
This is pretty engrossing, it's Chappelle like in its storytelling.
El Guapo
El Guapo Сарын өмнө
Ya buncha mooks
jack carley
jack carley Сарын өмнө
First Name Last Name
First Name Last Name Сарын өмнө
Is this joeys new version for f the church
Thomas Veysey
Thomas Veysey Сарын өмнө
This shits old and already been heard and uploaded who they kidding?
jake arson
jake arson Сарын өмнө
Joey needs to team up with Rogan and produce a Netflix Tv series and make it about all these stand up stories and a movie wouldn’t do joeys stories justice id pay to watch these stories as a tv show series
DX2tI Сарын өмнө
Mob wars! Omg!
Chin Up Duck
Chin Up Duck Сарын өмнө
good morning
Mike L
Mike L Сарын өмнө
After the last podcast I'm so fucking stoked for this!!!
Mazen Al-Darwech
Mazen Al-Darwech Сарын өмнө
Goomba Jenkins
Goomba Jenkins Сарын өмнө
Subaru should be paying this man
jr krinkle
jr krinkle Сарын өмнө
I love when joey laughs real real hard
GreenTeaZombie Сарын өмнө
Is he reading a movie script? sounds like such bullshit.
Brooksey Сарын өмнө
This isn't stand up it's just him telling stories, if this is the best America has then you're all fucked!
Alounie Сарын өмнө
Thank you uncle Joey!
common logic
common logic Сарын өмнө
Those are some big ass hands
Matthew DeVaney
Matthew DeVaney Сарын өмнө
Comedy is my religion... I'm dead serious we need to get enough people to put that on the Census and let's get Uncle Joey some tax exempt shit if possible lol like imagine an actual church that was a podcast studio inside or something. Maybe a club that looked a church? It don't matter...but let's pull a scam for Uncle Joey 😁😉😂
mavsboo Сарын өмнө
Of course the kidnapping happened on my birthday...
King Artem
King Artem Сарын өмнө
Naitachal CP
Naitachal CP Сарын өмнө
Tremendous. Love it! Keep going, make more, imma check out the other parts now.
david ortiz
david ortiz Сарын өмнө
Dan Сарын өмнө
Uncle joey provides EVERY FUCKING TIME LIKE A DOCTA !!
Yürak Hunt
Yürak Hunt Сарын өмнө
Thanks for that treat uncle Joey, I enjoyed it as much as the Paulie Shore tidbit and Lee's giggles all these years, God Bless you Joey
PAPA Giarnella
PAPA Giarnella Сарын өмнө
Matthew Tomlinson
Matthew Tomlinson Сарын өмнө
❤️ joey coco Diaz you are my hero. Much love and good will to you my brother. Wish you and lee so much luck in your new ventures
Cody McCormick
Cody McCormick Сарын өмнө
I fucking love you Joey, enjoy your time in New Jersey
James Сарын өмнө
drinking that yin yang juice hahahaha
RitchieJake Сарын өмнө
Joey you are somebody I look up to as an Uncle - Keep it real.
Ian Haggerty
Ian Haggerty Сарын өмнө
Skuba work
Skuba work Сарын өмнө
Coco is a god!
Human Phillip's
Human Phillip's Сарын өмнө
Missing Joey and Lee .
ultralight jay
ultralight jay Сарын өмнө
The re- runs are always the best
Robert Crain
Robert Crain Сарын өмнө
Jakob Arnold
Jakob Arnold Сарын өмнө
I consider it a tremendous day when my pandora at work decides to play this full hour special! Thanks for putting it on MNdown Uncle Joey!
Kinshasa PR.
Kinshasa PR. Сарын өмнө
I understand this is Joey's work and he's entitled to distribute it however he feels like and profit off it in any form. But why the fuck would you splice it in multiple clips, when the original uploader managed to have it in one single thing?! This is just stupid!
Mike H
Mike H Сарын өмнө
gabe pagan
gabe pagan Сарын өмнө
I’m gonna miss church not gonna lie
The BenC
The BenC Сарын өмнө
You upload part 1 last. Whats wrong with you?
Tommy Dozier
Tommy Dozier Сарын өмнө
That signature Joe Diaz laugh is the most genuine laugh ever. Absolutely love this guy!
mahoneymanbarry Сарын өмнө
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Diaz.... Church is in session
NT Сарын өмнө
rainbowthegod Сарын өмнө
Collin Con
Collin Con Сарын өмнө
This is unbreakable comedy
Sharp S
Sharp S Сарын өмнө
Best storytelling eVAAAAAAA
The Testicle Testaments #4
Joey 'Coco' Diaz - Topic
Үзсэн тоо 38мянга.
Pt. 4 - Joey Diaz's Testicle Testaments #1 - The Kidnapping
Joey Diaz
Үзсэн тоо 49мянга.
iPhone 12 Pro: CAMERA TEST! Is this the BEST Camera of 2020?!
Peter McKinnon
Үзсэн тоо 711мянга.
Raya and the Last Dragon | Official Teaser Trailer
Walt Disney Animation Studios
Үзсэн тоо 4,9сая
TWICE "I CAN'T STOP ME" M/V Platform Teaser
JYP Entertainment
Үзсэн тоо 3,5сая
My Massive iPhone 12 Pro Unboxing!
Үзсэн тоо 803мянга.
Joey Diaz is the Funniest Man Alive Part 1
The Comical Donkey
Үзсэн тоо 471мянга.
Pt. 3 - Joey Diaz's Testicle Testaments #1 - The Kidnapping
Joey Diaz
Үзсэн тоо 52мянга.
The Church Of What's Happening Now: #633 - Theo Von
Joey Diaz
Үзсэн тоо 721мянга.
#216 - The Church Of What's Happening Now Part 1 - Joe Rogan
Joey Diaz
Үзсэн тоо 935мянга.
Track 1 - Joey Diaz's Testicle Testaments #2 - Recap
Joey Diaz
Үзсэн тоо 43мянга.
iPhone 12 Pro: CAMERA TEST! Is this the BEST Camera of 2020?!
Peter McKinnon
Үзсэн тоо 711мянга.
Raya and the Last Dragon | Official Teaser Trailer
Walt Disney Animation Studios
Үзсэн тоо 4,9сая
TWICE "I CAN'T STOP ME" M/V Platform Teaser
JYP Entertainment
Үзсэн тоо 3,5сая
My Massive iPhone 12 Pro Unboxing!
Үзсэн тоо 803мянга.
Special Look | The Mandalorian | Disney+
Star Wars
Үзсэн тоо 1,6сая
Marathon Day Is Here | How To Be Behzinga
Үзсэн тоо 1,5сая
jxdn - Tonight (feat. iann dior) (Official Lyric Video)
The Flight Attendant | Official Trailer | HBOMax
Үзсэн тоо 1,9сая