#024 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT by Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz

2 сарын өмнө

Welcome to Uncle Joey's Joint....
Today, we talk about the Holiday’s.....
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Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson 29 өдрийн өмнө
The whole covid 19 thing has been blown out of the water it's no worse than the flu.
Tike Manski
Tike Manski Сарын өмнө
7:35 KNOCKIN ON YOOUR DOOR
daniel etherson
daniel etherson Сарын өмнө
37:00
GFREQUENT JBW
GFREQUENT JBW 2 сарын өмнө
Joey needs a twitch.
timo19780
timo19780 2 сарын өмнө
hes funny he thinks hes italian lmaf
R
R 2 сарын өмнө
Don't let your kid be the last one to learn Santa isn't real, you'll get a call from school, "Jimmy in 4th grade was told Santa's not real and he won't stop crying"
daniel etherson
daniel etherson 2 сарын өмнө
31:50 just cracked me up, couldn't stop laughing
striker x
striker x 2 сарын өмнө
We’re all sinners trying to stay on the positive path. Gota know the dark to see the light.
Matthew Gower
Matthew Gower 2 сарын өмнө
15 minutes in and Joey has said two things that would get any other person instantly canceled
Brennan Askew
Brennan Askew 2 сарын өмнө
The hoodie is sick uncle Joey
DaGamer36
DaGamer36 2 сарын өмнө
Please dont sell out to Spotify
gc1282
gc1282 2 сарын өмнө
Stop hugging people dummy lol
James Pallas
James Pallas 2 сарын өмнө
Joey is a great guy and funny and real. I pray you he has a successful knee surgery and he and the rest of his family and friends all have a great rest of the year. God Bless everyone!
Solimanius
Solimanius 2 сарын өмнө
Listening to this guy talk, I snort beer through my nose. Fuckin tremendous.
Johnny C.
Johnny C. 2 сарын өмнө
🔥🔥
Mista Lee
Mista Lee 2 сарын өмнө
TRUMP will be our President. MAGA!
Christopher Herb
Christopher Herb 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas uncle 🤙🏼
Damien Mess
Damien Mess 2 сарын өмнө
Just skip to 5:20
Will B
Will B 2 сарын өмнө
Just start at 0.00 at relax....
yo daddy
yo daddy 2 сарын өмнө
I love you Joey but you can't wipe you fucking hands and say null invoid when your talking about you first child man you need professional help when it comes to that
Gavrilo Doderović
Gavrilo Doderović 2 сарын өмнө
The Church 2 should happen when Lee finally uses his jew powers and ascends into wealth and fame ❤ God bless yall
SDCISC
SDCISC 2 сарын өмнө
Joey stay thirsty lol
spajk hlx
spajk hlx 2 сарын өмнө
1Luv
LewMac
LewMac 2 сарын өмнө
EVERY choice you make....effects everyone...at some point....Good advice Joey
LewMac
LewMac 2 сарын өмнө
You can't tell people...how to live there lives......well said. Mr Diaz
LewMac
LewMac 2 сарын өмнө
HOLY FUCK UNCK! .....CANADA.loves ya....please come up to Vancouver B.C W/ bill burr/joey/ and the rest if you can(new year) ... my whole Family will be there ! THANK YOU and stay Strong!...
British Comedy Intellectual Artist Podcast
British Comedy Intellectual Artist Podcast 2 сарын өмнө
These are fake subscriptions and fake views and comments. The original pussy is better. But, at least he is a pussy in real life. Thank you Agent Joey great video. Awesome video! The only thing better is my comment...
hudson
hudson 2 сарын өмнө
Joey always looks freshly showered lol after all the shit that's gone through that body, he's looking good.
marvinshenk
marvinshenk 2 сарын өмнө
I love you Uncle Joey. Merry X-Mas to you. Sorry you had to leave Cali. I felt better about living in LA when I knew you and Rogan were still living here.
david bingham
david bingham 2 сарын өмнө
I cant wait till Joey's in the next mission impossible movie. How bout Tom Cruise jumpn on uncle Joey's couch after this covid podcast.
marvinshenk
marvinshenk 2 сарын өмнө
I bet Tom Cruise witnessed multiple violations of the Covid Protocol before going on that rant and kept cool about it, then one day it just built up too much and he came uncorked. Probably a response to the cases in LA becoming overwhelming and a new lockdown and the fear that Mission Impossible would be shut down, possibly for a year this time. I understand his frustration. The sad part is that Tom is not the one who should have been responsible for going on that rant. He needs a producer in that role to be the disciplinarian.
marvinshenk
marvinshenk 2 сарын өмнө
That's such a Hollywood thing to do, pay a clueless fucker $400 per day to play doctor to make everyone feel safe just so they can keep shooting.
Mr Durst 1993
Mr Durst 1993 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey is so funny but he keeps it so real an it's coming from his heart
slcmt2
slcmt2 2 сарын өмнө
whos laughing in the background ?
John McClellan
John McClellan 2 сарын өмнө
Joey you and Lee made a great team. I miss Lee but know I love you brother.
Aaron Fuller
Aaron Fuller 2 сарын өмнө
Actually we do know when you're going to end in about a hour every time lol
Luis Vale
Luis Vale 2 сарын өмнө
Hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas 🎄⛄
Luis Vale
Luis Vale 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you Joey for being real and keeping us on our toes and bringing us some peace in mind...
Joanne Mercader
Joanne Mercader 2 сарын өмнө
Florida Governor Ron Desantis is giving priority to COVID-19 vaccines to our elders first, every single one 65 years old and older. Police and Fire department employees along with nurses and doctors.
Mickey Squintz
Mickey Squintz 2 сарын өмнө
Couldn't even finish the podcast. R.I.P. Uncle Joey... They nicknamed the wrong guy "Big Pussy"
Mickey Squintz
Mickey Squintz 2 сарын өмнө
IM SO CLOSE TO NOT LISTENING TO JOEY ANYMORE OVER HIS IDIOTIC SHEEP STANCE ON THIS LIE-RUS! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW JOEY THE DOCUMENTS THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND CDC HAVE BEEN FORCED TO RELEASE ADMITTING THAT "COVID-19" HAS NEVER BEEN ISOLATED, IDENTIFIED, OR IMAGED IN A LAB!!!! IT LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST, NOT AT ALL! WHATSOEVER! THIS ISN'T COMING FROM SOMEONE IN THEIR BASEMENT, THIS IS COMING FROM THE "AUTHORITIES"!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU FOLKS, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!! THEY HAVE TURNED THE COMMON COLD, FLU, AND OTHER COMMON ILLNESSES AND USED THESE IN ORDER TO TERRIFY THE PORTION OF THE POPULATION WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE BRAINS TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES ON THE SUBJECT MATTER OR, THE OTHERS WHO BENEFIT FROM SPEWING GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA!!! THERE IS UNDISPUTED, IRREFUTABLE PROOF THIS IS A HOAX, IM BEGGING YOU PEOPLE TO WAKE UP, STAND UP, AND FUCKING FIGHT BACK!!!! WE HAVE TO FIGHT NOW FOR OUR FUTURE! STOP BEING FUCKING WEAK MINDED SPINELESS PUSSIES!!!! THERES A WAR AND ITS RIGHT AT YOUR DOORSTEP! MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!!
The Bog Pod
The Bog Pod 2 сарын өмнө
joey you are an inspiration to every single person who gets to see you or your show. fucking love you man. all the way from over here in uk. much love will. ps hope you had a great Christmas.
Jack Wilsher
Jack Wilsher 2 сарын өмнө
2121 joey😂😂😂
radcow
radcow 2 сарын өмнө
Without lee its crap sorry but that's the truth
Green Pill Theory
Green Pill Theory 2 сарын өмнө
I miss the Pillsbury Jew Boy
Jesse Mercado
Jesse Mercado 2 сарын өмнө
Lol I was just in the bathroom doing some blow
Stephen Palla
Stephen Palla 2 сарын өмнө
"This kid never did nothin. Hes never even snorted a chick's fart" -Joey Diaz about Lee Syatt 💘
I'm Tom Cruise
I'm Tom Cruise 2 сарын өмнө
Good luck on the surgery Joey .... u got balls son
Stephen Palla
Stephen Palla 2 сарын өмнө
Great man right here.
Josh
Josh 2 сарын өмнө
On the bathroom floor puking after five joints & 12 stella’s... tremendous
Tony Zio
Tony Zio 2 сарын өмнө
Iced Fresca is a great beverage I think you'd enjoy.
Charlie Mirror
Charlie Mirror 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas uncle Joey
Holly May
Holly May 2 сарын өмнө
WHOS BETTER THAN YOU!!
Invidious Vain
Invidious Vain 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas
Miguel Vicedo
Miguel Vicedo 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas Joey and Mike!!! And Lee!!!
Matthew Ridings
Matthew Ridings 2 сарын өмнө
Got a new shirt for Christmas...says succa la mink!
jon devieon
jon devieon 2 сарын өмнө
2121 lol
strat man
strat man 2 сарын өмнө
Here's to 2121
Izy Tri-State
Izy Tri-State 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas Uncle Joey 🎅
Silent Shadow
Silent Shadow 2 сарын өмнө
The States 2021
Tha Fly Gawd
Tha Fly Gawd 2 сарын өмнө
The Choint!!!!
Tha Fly Gawd
Tha Fly Gawd 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you Joey, I listened to this in 2 parts. Once before the morning, and once after the night. Merry Christmas my brother you truly are an uncle to me. Thank you. From 3 years in the bin at 18 years old to 25 and a father of 2. And an adopted son. Thank you, you savage dirt bag 😎✌🏻👌🏻🙏🏻🔥🍾🎊
Earth Cream Organics
Earth Cream Organics 2 сарын өмнө
This man is foul. Unsubscribed bye-bye...
Earth Cream Organics
Earth Cream Organics 2 сарын өмнө
Is the foul language really necessary? Maybe you're too far gone. Be kind , speak well keep it clean...
Wasteland
Wasteland 2 сарын өмнө
Complaining right off the bat then starts to talk about covid, great podcast Joey keep it up
Kris Bowditch
Kris Bowditch 2 сарын өмнө
Christian bale.. respect to da joey D 😷😀👍 bang on with Tom cruise, sometimes people need venting on, because they don’t know how serious shit hits the fan with this virus ..big time cluster fucks man 🙈🙈🙈🙈 peace ✌️
LEX RONDON
LEX RONDON 2 сарын өмнө
12:44 me too It’s the year of the Soulja
Brandon Carmony
Brandon Carmony 2 сарын өмнө
All good things to you and yours Uncle Joey!! Merry Christmas! 🎅😎🤙
peter selie
peter selie 2 сарын өмнө
You are what we call baas gr from netherlands
Cris Ortega
Cris Ortega 2 сарын өмнө
I never met you man but these podcast make it seem like your the uncle I can come smoke a joint with and let you talk to me for an hour without saying a word and leave there ready to attack the world love you big dawg keep doing coco
Pell EL
Pell EL 2 сарын өмнө
The only commercials I don't hate are the ones Joey reads!
Marv
Marv 2 сарын өмнө
Haha yes!
11 11
11 11 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas!
Jack Meyhoffer
Jack Meyhoffer 2 сарын өмнө
AH, don't qoute me on this, this is what I just heard, and that I saw it, and, I didn't know for sure........AHAHAHAAAA FUCKIN TREMENDOUS
94110mission
94110mission 2 сарын өмнө
“I’m Catholic! I don’t close the door in nobody’s face, unless you’re Jehovah’s Witness.” What a line! Cracked me the fuck up!
Caius Postumius Turrinus
Caius Postumius Turrinus 2 сарын өмнө
Joey look it up. That shot gives people anaphylaxis and bells palsy. Don't take it unless you wanna put a smile on that face permanently. Listen to me. Did you see the fuken nurse who took it and passed the fuk out???
Caius Postumius Turrinus
Caius Postumius Turrinus 2 сарын өмнө
Joey you gotta go live sometimes. Just answering a few fan questions...that way people can throw money you're way. You know? Go live for the Comedy. You've got almost 700k subscribers... a few thousand subscribers show up for the shows. Guarantee it.
Caius Postumius Turrinus
Caius Postumius Turrinus 2 сарын өмнө
Everytime Joey's talking about his dick n balls 💀 at the start of the podcast. Fuken dying over here... "sniff my nutsack " 💀
Robbie Harley
Robbie Harley 2 сарын өмнө
damnnn joey Wilmington the def a shihole lmao my hometown
FLUFFYJOE13
FLUFFYJOE13 2 сарын өмнө
Joey this year has been dog shit and I just realized why. I've been focusing so much on this virus and these corrupt politicians and I haven't watched anything you produced for the past few months. I need more Uncle Joey in my life. thank you for being there. A simple podcast can help people get thoe their day. And you always help me get thoe mine. Respect. Stay black ✊
Real.Ssntos. David
Real.Ssntos. David 2 сарын өмнө
Joey always coming thru with the realness. Every episode I feel like he is talking to me, it bugs me out sometimes.
pimpinaintdeadho
pimpinaintdeadho 2 сарын өмнө
@28:06 *UNCLE JOEY FINALLY STARTING TO NAVY SEAL THAT LOUD ASS GLUG ON HIS WATER BOTTLE*
Ocho Sinco XX
Ocho Sinco XX 2 сарын өмнө
When he said, “The church... aghh The Joint! Is brought to you by “ at the end made me miss the church and Lee😭
fogdust
fogdust 2 сарын өмнө
going commie?! wtf are you talking about joey?! if we as a nation had just uniformly shut down in the beginning of this bitch we wouldn't be where we are now!
fogdust
fogdust 2 сарын өмнө
you made a lot of money in LA uncle joey no te olvides
Rikard Løkkås
Rikard Løkkås 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle joey you save my live
cowpunkability
cowpunkability 2 сарын өмнө
Just perfect thank you so much... bed ridden, messed up doctor run around... no one gives a fck. But it's still another day and so .....I'll get back in the horse. Happy Chinese food day!!
Gekokujo76
Gekokujo76 2 сарын өмнө
"This Christmas should be extra special". How? We arent allowed to be with family, half of the businesses are closed and people are locked down, and many of us havent worked as much to have money for this time of year. If I was able to pull "special" out of my ass, I'd have done it all year long.
Ethan G
Ethan G 2 сарын өмнө
I cant wait till COVID passes and comedians stop acting like big dicked scientists.
Ethan G
Ethan G 2 сарын өмнө
Get lee on the zoom please :( He needs a check up with Dr joey.
Gekokujo76
Gekokujo76 2 сарын өмнө
We stopped being Savages. It's all cry-sacking about shit now when we could be smoking and jamming Sabbath together. A little giggle...a little wiggle...and slingin dick with three hands. We've lost our way and forgot to dance with who brought us....Savagery is back on the menu, boys. Grab your balls, sniff your fingers, and salute the flag. No more serious faced motivational talks. Let's get fuckin high and jam some Bark At The Moon for Jesus.
George Washington
George Washington 2 сарын өмнө
Why take a vaccine that has a better chance of fucking you up than the corona?
Ricardo Olvera
Ricardo Olvera 2 сарын өмнө
I fee like this has been the best podcast episode since the Church days :)) I always support uncle Joey regardless
JONNY HEMPSEED
JONNY HEMPSEED 2 сарын өмнө
Merry Christmas Uncle Joey! Love you man hope you and your family have the best holiday yall can in these times..
Iredidv
Iredidv 2 сарын өмнө
Comment on 8:25 hey people instead of shaking hands bump an elbow. Also if you sneeze, do it in your elbow.
Sandro Barbisan
Sandro Barbisan 2 сарын өмнө
but where exactly are the clubs still opened?
Andrew Zillges
Andrew Zillges 2 сарын өмнө
you get me through every work day, thanks for the content
0shitferbrains0
0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
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0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
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Conquistador r
Conquistador r 2 сарын өмнө
BIG BAD ASS 🎱BOYLE HEIGHTS🎱💪WUZ GOOD JOEY?
0shitferbrains0
0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/mYrXkZN5sWhvqps still freaking out about the me too shit and Harvey winklestein hung in his cell. Oh the anxiety!!!! Same as last week
0shitferbrains0
0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
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0shitferbrains0
0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
Joey " I was geeked up luring bitches with coke " Diaz. Dude you're spewing nonsense. In like this is funny demeanor.... you got a guy there to giggle for you. You still think you're killing. You are not!!!!!!! And your dude is ruining the podcast honestly. His fake laugh is as bad as Lee's giggle but you left him for dead so...
Dane Glance
Dane Glance 2 сарын өмнө
Who remembers the original Deathsquad? I miss those old days with Redban and Duncan and Ari and everybody.Everything has changed so much since then. But Joey still keeps the spirit going.
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