#021 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT by Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz

2 сарын өмнө

Welcome to Uncle Joey's Joint....
Today we talk about winning the war against yourself.....
This episode is brought to you by Blue Chew, Mack Weldon & Honey......
Go to www.bluechew.com and enter Code: JOEY
Go to www.mackweldon.com/joint and enter Code: JOINT
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And don’t forget.....
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#JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint

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Avery
Avery Сарын өмнө
“The world doesn’t even know you fuckin exist you fuckin maggot” amazing. Thanks coco
Lawrence Torres
Lawrence Torres Сарын өмнө
Not sure I thought you passed but I'm glad you still kicking!!!
Rex Magnum
Rex Magnum Сарын өмнө
"Hearing Chinese music" the quote of 2020 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
prime
prime 2 сарын өмнө
14:00
Snake the Adversary
Snake the Adversary 2 сарын өмнө
"What are we millionaires here? Nobody." What????
Jay Jay
Jay Jay 2 сарын өмнө
Even the blue chew advertisment is hilarious 🤣
Maً Saitama
Maً Saitama 2 сарын өмнө
👏😂
Michael
Michael 2 сарын өмнө
Joey has a lot of width between his eyes and eyebrows. Love this fucking guy
Mark Corpuz
Mark Corpuz 2 сарын өмнө
The noisy apple pivotally nail because lycra worryingly unpack like a possible quiver. silky, fanatical pollution
TheReal SonGoku
TheReal SonGoku 2 сарын өмнө
1:10
Santino Gerardi
Santino Gerardi 2 сарын өмнө
Who takes the FK’N mustard ..
VWnerds
VWnerds 2 сарын өмнө
I love the story about Joey's wife coming and taking all his shit... who else can relate??
Jamar W
Jamar W 2 сарын өмнө
Hilarious! That promo for Bluechew had me dying
Justin Franks
Justin Franks 2 сарын өмнө
Who takes the mustard Joey?! Someone who you've done so much damage and pain to that they want to take everything from you. When you hurt someone(Especially a female), they might have the tendency to try and hurt you back; and they will do so in various ways that they "can get away with," just like anyone else. Think about it, humans are very much reactionary beings. Do something bad to them(in their eyes or in accordance with the publics view) and "they" will look for "justice!"
100%CanadianMapleStirUp!
100%CanadianMapleStirUp! 2 сарын өмнө
@Joey Diaz thanks for going back to what makes you great, being a life coach with zero BULLSHIT, from one christain Pot head to another, DONT GET THE RONA VAX💉🧬👾🤖😱🤯👎 UNCLE JOEY! As a wise man once said....DONT DO IT!
0shitferbrains0
0shitferbrains0 2 сарын өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/m3-1aqSxro2oeXk what have you done
Mike 82
Mike 82 2 сарын өмнө
Lolz got a sore throat and ur hearing Chinese music it's fuckin Amazing how he just comes out with this stuff he deserves every penny he gets from doing comedy
lucky4armin
lucky4armin 2 сарын өмнө
Miss getting asshole licked; need to step up my game. That’s it and that’s that! Love it!
Wm
Wm 2 сарын өмнө
Hey joey how have you been?
Edward Forester
Edward Forester 2 сарын өмнө
Joey I got my basic mechanic certerfication and 30 HR osha card. Workingprogres.
Alexander AC
Alexander AC 2 сарын өмнө
Still here getting us through our day.
ThisGuy Podcast
ThisGuy Podcast 2 сарын өмнө
the long pause at 59:00
Q
Q 2 сарын өмнө
Everyone is you in a different cubic dimension of space time, I am the last.. Love ya brother 💙
Samuel Masters
Samuel Masters 2 сарын өмнө
Thats my bday jan. 8th good luck uncle
Dimension 47
Dimension 47 2 сарын өмнө
If Joey commentated for every single ad on TV I would start paying for cable
Dimension 47
Dimension 47 2 сарын өмнө
“Order some fucking Popeyes you fruit cake. what are you fucking doing with yourself?”
Leon Rosso
Leon Rosso 2 сарын өмнө
“Who takes the fucking mustard?”
Jonathan Ashcraft
Jonathan Ashcraft 2 сарын өмнө
comment for karma
FordGTmustang2000
FordGTmustang2000 2 сарын өмнө
This new guys laugh in the background sounds like a stoned hs student. Nothing like the flying Jew.
Max
Max 2 сарын өмнө
so should i feel fine about shoplifting or nah? cos im doing it regardless
Scott F
Scott F 2 сарын өмнө
Dude
Scott F
Scott F 2 сарын өмнө
Bag O Foggy ;- | DO IT >>> ;- }
Chilton Terry
Chilton Terry 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey why arnt you wearing white on a Monday? Sangria a joke ?
Scott F
Scott F 2 сарын өмнө
Dude TY and the Comedy Community I Love You Guyz You Fkn' Malooooooook ;- } Make AMERICA STAND THE FK UP
Scott F
Scott F 2 сарын өмнө
TAKE A FKN' KNEE ;- \
Scott F
Scott F 2 сарын өмнө
YO Uncle Joey Put a very little dab
Tyler Cross
Tyler Cross 2 сарын өмнө
The overlook hotel. I don't know what the location is.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 2 сарын өмнө
Lookin fukn good Joey. Start your own comedy club and call it CoCo's.
TJ333
TJ333 2 сарын өмнө
Love you Uncle Joey! I need to watch this one every day!!! I need a December 18, I'm my own worst enemy!
Cesar G
Cesar G 2 сарын өмнө
el tio joey
Permanent Afterglow
Permanent Afterglow 2 сарын өмнө
So right Joey. Everything will be going great and that’s always when life will throw you a curveball. Happy holidays brotha!
Stef Vans
Stef Vans 2 сарын өмнө
you helped me process me tru hard times i almost had the same ex girl situation the mustard thing i had a my oliv oil set i used to cook with she dint even used once she took and i listen and i heared you solid thx mr diaz you opened up my eye's out of self pity pit i thank you, you are tremendous big hugs from belgium
Rob Warren
Rob Warren 2 сарын өмнө
Hearing Chinese music!!
cole hell
cole hell 2 сарын өмнө
“..... Who takes the fuckin’ mustard?” 😂
Jeffrey Collins
Jeffrey Collins 2 сарын өмнө
This was a tremendous Birthday present to me. I don't think he's released on my birthday in all the years I've been watching. Cheers to all the rest of you December 14th'ers!!!
Jeffrey Collins
Jeffrey Collins 2 сарын өмнө
What a tremendous Testimonial from Uncle Joey about his own WAR OF ART. What's your testimonial?
Ed.genesis 90two
Ed.genesis 90two 2 сарын өмнө
Yeah Joey!! U the man !
KaliK9ine
KaliK9ine 2 сарын өмнө
Somethings missing from this pod that the LA pod had 😴🥱 Im still ride’n with it though !!
Buzz Bomb
Buzz Bomb 2 сарын өмнө
Happy holidays and big joints!💚
BlackS0l
BlackS0l 2 сарын өмнө
The longer the podcast, the fucken better..
Anthony Claybourne
Anthony Claybourne 2 сарын өмнө
I hope the mall wasn't in Denver. Lol!
Reko Sosa
Reko Sosa 2 сарын өмнө
The blue 🐦 of happiness is not knocking at your 🚪
angela brown
angela brown 2 сарын өмнө
It's getting bad joey.. I live your shows but the bad language has gotten out of control
smokin too much
smokin too much 2 сарын өмнө
15:33 I literally paused what I was doing when you said that "Everyone has a story on December 18th". My Dad died on December 18th 2018. He couldn't quit drinking and it killed him.
DarkgreenKid
DarkgreenKid 2 сарын өмнө
Hahhaha 21:00
Kenny Price
Kenny Price 2 сарын өмнө
Hey man. Ive been listening forever and ys get me through the day. I listen tk ya so much youre voice is my inner voice. I seen lee and im worried. Thats all i got to say. Yall have become family snf im worried big man. Thats all
douca1
douca1 2 сарын өмнө
Jesus, please watch over Joey while he goes for all his medical surgery, keep him safe and healthy for us who love him. Amen.
John Visconti
John Visconti 2 сарын өмнө
How the fuck does this man make water sound so delicious? Like damn... I need some fucking water...
Gabe
Gabe 2 сарын өмнө
Love all of your stories diaz
Trav2016
Trav2016 2 сарын өмнө
6:37
PolAndDazShow
PolAndDazShow 2 сарын өмнө
Great episode
SnkrHoardrDC2
SnkrHoardrDC2 2 сарын өмнө
What’s better than the sopranos movie at home with a few joints of death and ya girl sooka la minkia
Entropy Emerald
Entropy Emerald 2 сарын өмнө
It’s Paradise City by GNR for me right now! So glad I’m Generation X..... Millennials you are making this too easy and all the other people falling apart! 😂 Listen to Uncle Joey and get it together! He doesn’t want to wipe your nose especially with Covid and all!
Entropy Emerald
Entropy Emerald 2 сарын өмнө
Also Uncle Joey..... Silent Running by Mike and the Mechanics! 🤪
Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins 2 сарын өмнө
great podcast joey !
wommohawk
wommohawk 2 сарын өмнө
if you listen to this podcast right.. Joey just has a conversation with you for an hour 20
Entropy Emerald
Entropy Emerald 2 сарын өмнө
Big hugs 🤗 Uncle Joey! I’m drinking hot tea ☕️ smoking 🚬 like a boss! 😂 I hurt my back working a fk ton of hours!!! I work a ton.... like you said the garage door breaks but for me it was my back. I went back for a short ten hours and taking twenty four off.. (I love being a contractor.. you write your own ticket 🎫) ! I’m listening to you, ready some Ernest Hemingway and listen to some Frank Sinatra! That’s my day! Tip top Magoo!
The Double O 420 Show
The Double O 420 Show 2 сарын өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/ymXPo4l6q3ytaa8
Patrick Gera
Patrick Gera 2 сарын өмнө
Hey uncle Joey your great with advice and telling a great story.Im not trying to tell you what to do.but you need some guests like Rogan does. I'm glad you moved out of corrupt SJW California but you need more guests. you know it
j2times2006
j2times2006 2 сарын өмнө
"There you go. I still got it cocksuckas" 😂 Nobody puts a podcast to bed like Uncle Joey.
Jaie Dormi
Jaie Dormi 2 сарын өмнө
Dec 18th was my dads birthday. He was a Bronx made Italian legend like yourself. Much respect Unc! Mad love for the rest of yall too!
Daffy Duck
Daffy Duck 2 сарын өмнө
Timberline Lodge in Oregon for that brunch. It's dank!
Michelle Wolfel
Michelle Wolfel 2 сарын өмнө
So excited for the movie!!!!! Yes COVID is a bitch.. nothing we can do but make the best of it
Michelle Wolfel
Michelle Wolfel 2 сарын өмнө
This is hilarious.. sounds exactly like me.. I hate shopping, especially Christmas shopping.. just pick it out and I’ll give u the $. And the damn mask with glasses on is the worst
Ben Dover
Ben Dover 2 сарын өмнө
Thank you uncle Diaz
vince A
vince A 2 сарын өмнө
It’s just not the same with out lee
Steve Azir
Steve Azir 2 сарын өмнө
Joey you got my high lazy ass to make a resume and apply at a dispensary after months of just being a lazy fuck your video get me through a lot
Mark Wallace
Mark Wallace 2 сарын өмнө
Broncos could only muster 5 bucks lollll
Wesley Thibodeau
Wesley Thibodeau 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey saying he can't do what Bill Burr can do, is like Hendrix saying he can't play like Eddie Van Halen
Armen Meghdessian
Armen Meghdessian 2 сарын өмнө
Gone
Andeezy
Andeezy 2 сарын өмнө
The war part was good uncle joey 👌
A1LyHall
A1LyHall 2 сарын өмнө
You are existence
J H
J H 2 сарын өмнө
Love you Joey. No water bottle cracking in the mic on this episode. Thumbs up.
A1LyHall
A1LyHall 2 сарын өмнө
Retailers have a weakness. They're addiction is addition. Numbers. That's all they want...numbers
Damaraja
Damaraja 2 сарын өмнө
Please, just edit out the gulps of water (or switch to a glass/thermos). I’m a loyal listener with f’d up noise issues. No disrespect ✌️
A1LyHall
A1LyHall 2 сарын өмнө
Lol
Vice Grip
Vice Grip 2 сарын өмнө
She took the mustard?? Cold.
Fermin Vallejos
Fermin Vallejos 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey and nephew Ferm will be like Chopstick and dumpling coming at you full of Da Bomb hot sauce.... Hot hot hot...
Anuj Nagarajan
Anuj Nagarajan 2 сарын өмнө
1:13:54 "if this doesn't help you motherfuckers, go upstairs and spray raid down your throat, they'll never find it in the autopsy" i spit out my soda 🤣🤣
Fermin Vallejos
Fermin Vallejos 2 сарын өмнө
I'm cool calm and Collective as of now growing up my life was a complete 180. I could meet your wife right now Uncle Joey and she'll think I'm a very respectable handsome young man who works hard but I could also tell stories from my past that you would not believe coming for me my attitude towards life has changed so much from when I was a kid. I wish I was able to tell more of my story to let people know they could do it and don't have to fall for the drugs.
jonathan Loves mushrooms
jonathan Loves mushrooms 2 сарын өмнө
Watching this before I head out to roof
Pete G
Pete G 2 сарын өмнө
I’m looking forward to Many Saints, but they have to get Paulie right. Tony Sirico is the real deal, and the actor playing him has big shoes to fill.
adrian rosas
adrian rosas 2 сарын өмнө
I got separated with a baby... I left her with the house. Her lifestyle left her livin at her moms, now I’m chillen at my apt. with my daughter. U rock Joey!
pimpinaintdeadho
pimpinaintdeadho 2 сарын өмнө
@1:00:55 Uncle Joey got a Red Pill back in the day
pimpinaintdeadho
pimpinaintdeadho 2 сарын өмнө
I love Uncle Joey but FUCK hearing him constantly slurp on that fucking bottle with earbuds is fuckin annoying.
Nora Charles
Nora Charles 2 сарын өмнө
Savage Fan ♠️✌😤
Snoogcity
Snoogcity 2 сарын өмнө
This is such a breeze of fresh air. Got involve in politics way too much and now I’m going back to happy Podcast. Got Spotify for Joe .... but it’s not the same . Tim Dillon , Theo and Joey are now my favorite. Still feels like I’m cheating on Joe, listened to every single episodes since his debut with 300 people watching. Feels weird .
Jay Lalor
Jay Lalor 2 сарын өмнө
“They got ‘10 To Midnight’ with Charles Bronson, MMMmmmm....”
Ryo Takeshi
Ryo Takeshi 2 сарын өмнө
58:57 When the edibles start hitting you and the universe collapses around you and you died for just about a few seconds or so
Brad Davis
Brad Davis 2 сарын өмнө
I thought my phone was frozen!
grönsaksmumsare
grönsaksmumsare 2 сарын өмнө
The introduction was halarious.
Battingthread Beats
Battingthread Beats 2 сарын өмнө
Great episode joey thanks for giving me hope. Please get jimmy florentine on i LOVE his comedy
David Cruz
David Cruz 2 сарын өмнө
"Who takes the fucken mustard " Tio Joey i Would of called her and got it back 😤 hahaaha
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